Tuesday, March 27, 2012

How to Marry A Martian Released!!!

Only a few days early....my new book is hitting the digital shelves.




Have you heard of the MIB? That was just a movie, the Alien Vice Squad is the real deal. We handle Aliens who bypass the red tape and come to Earth to get the ultimate green card. I am a member of Team Omega. We’re a new task force designed to go after the Bernuli aliens who are mating with human women illegally. Once mated, it’s a marriage that by the Extraterrestrial Rights Act is recognized as valid. So there is no time to waste.

Aliens are sneaky. They only show their true selves during sexual release. But three hot and heavy sexual encounters with them is the same as saying ‘I Do’. So after you catch them you have to be able to withstand their aggressive advances as you transport them to a Deportation location.

Omega Team Motto: Do them, Document them, and Deport them.

 But when you are an alien with nothing to lose, you’ll do anything to win.


All Romance Ebooks:How to Marry A Martian

Barnes & Noble: Coming Soon


Want an excerpt....Check back tomorrow!!!

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Back home....and back to work!

We just got back home today. Around 1pm. Didn't get in my door until 3pm. Screaming child on the plane is so unattractive...especially when it's my freaking child. Anyone on that flight from Chicago to Anchorage this morning, I'm so sorry.

Now. I plan on releasing How to Marry a Martian on April 3rd. Make sure to check back later this week when I put up the excerpt.

Check back tomorrow and find out how the getting back to work is working. LOL.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

AND THE WINNER IS......

Thanks to everyone who entered my Feelin' Lucky blog hop contest. There can only be one winner and that lucky duck is Sue S.

I'll be contacting Sue shortly and let her decide if she wants the guaranteed $15 Amazon or B & N gift card or whether she wants to gamble and take a shot at a $10 gift card and a two casino chips. One from the Venetian and one from the Palazzo.

One thing I have to mention about Vegas. The women there seemed to loose all good fashion sense. So many high heels that looked more like dangerous weapons than shoes. And OMG...so many shirts that were worn as dresses. Now don't get me wrong I have my own mid thigh length dresses but no. I am talking about dresses that barely covered crotches. Women constantly pulling down the tiny scraps of fabric. I could only shake my head and ask WHY?????!!!!!

Okay enough of that. I will be giving a more detailed description of the trip in my upcoming newsletter in which I will also let readers know about my new book, How to Marry a Martian. It will be coming out April 3rd. Be looking out at your favorite bookseller.

Leila B

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Yummy

Just had brunch at the grand Luxe Cafe at Venetian. I didn't gorge myself but it was good. I got a waffle with strawberries. My hubby had caramel chicken...kind of a Thai dish. ( I love Thai ) if you ever go get it!

Friday, March 09, 2012

Ummm....Houston we have a problem

Flight delayed for a bit. Door ding that must be measured by maintenance. Better to be safe than fallig out of the sky. LOL

On the way to Vegas

I'm blogging from my phone on the plane. We just stopped in Chicago and are then on the way to Vegas. Please check out my #vegasdiary on twitter. Http://www.twitter.com/leilabrown

Off to Vegas



Yep...I know. I just got sick on the flight in from Alaska....but it's Vegas baby. Vegas! With no kids. First time in over eight months that hubsters and I will be able to relax and be kids again. Gambling. Shows and massive amounts of people watching. What's not to like.

If you haven't already Check out my Feelin' Lucky Blog Hop Contest and score yourself a cool prize.


Thursday, March 08, 2012

Izzy's Incubus is coming!!!

So I FINALLY have a new book coming out. If you loved Haley's Demon then you will love Izzy's Incubus. Most of us can relate to Izzy. She wants a night of passion but not the drama of a relationship. I was single once...we all were. A night of mind blowing sex with no regrets in the morning? Who wouldn't sign up for that? But when your demon lover won't *poof* out of your life, what's a girl to do?

Want a excerpt.......The read on! Adults Only Please.....


Chapter One


If her phone rang one more time she planned to shoot it. Isabella Duncan smoothed her hair away from her face and verified the list on the screen. She had everything she needed for the spell and then some. Izzy switched tabs on her browser. She had to get both of these spells just right, but if she was going to flub one, it couldn’t be this one.
She dug around in the small bowl of salt and took out the necklace. She’d left it there since the full moon three nights ago. She pulled the small heart charm up. That was quicker than digging around for the chain. The silver still held a bit of salt dust. It was almost time.
The phone rang again. That was twice in the last five minutes. She was on vacation, damn it. Technically, she didn’t have to answer. But if she didn’t the damn thing would go off all night.
“Isabella, I know you’re supposed to be on vacation but I just got a call from Peterson. If we can get him a copy of the proposal by Friday he’ll take it to the board immediately.”
Isabella rolled her eyes and bit her bottom lip to keep from groaning out loud. The proposal was still in its early stages. Which meant she would be working all day tomorrow in order to get it presentable.
“You promised not to call. This is my vacation.”
“I know I’m asking a lot but we need to get this done, and I could probably crunch the numbers. But I can’t polish it and make it shine like you do.” He cleared his throat. “You know this is a five million dollar account. We can’t afford not to do this.”
Izzy rubbed her palm along her forehead. She wanted to tell him no. Really wanted to tell him where he could stick his damn job. It sucked every ounce of life right out of her.
“I’ll give you four hours. But after that I’m done. And if you don’t like it then I’ll type up my resignation while I’m working up the proposal.”
“Okay. Okay. I got it. You do what you can then email it to me. I’ll take it from there.” He sighed but he didn’t ask for anything else.
“Bye.” She hung up without giving him the chance to make her feel guilty. He was a master manipulator. Hell, he’d turned the tables and made her feel like an ass for taking her birthday off.
Just as she hung up the special alarm on her phone went off. Her heart kicked into high gear. Damn, it was time. With a quick look around, she made sure everything was in order, then she grabbed the scrap of paper and raced over to sit on her bed. This had to work. She needed a night of no strings attached loving, and there was no way she was going to a bar with her super skinny friends. Each time she made that mistake she went home fuckless. No thank you. Tonight she was getting screwed -- on her terms.
The second alarm on her cell phone went off. Showtime.
“From deep beneath the surface rise, demon lover, heed my call. Come satisfy my heady lust, stay until my passions wane. Come to me in all your glory, provide a happily ever after to my bedtime story.” It sounded even sillier when she read it out loud. But she needed it to work.
Izzy jumped as the lights flickered, then laughed at herself as they burned bright again. Jeez, scared much? A pop filled the room and all the lights went out. She started to get up when she caught the shadow of someone sitting on the side of her bed.
“Tell me you did not just summon me away from my dinner, human.” The voice played a slow and deliberate baritone melody, and was just about the sexiest thing she’d ever heard.
What did she say to that? Sorry I interrupted your meal, but I have something else for you to eat. That definitely would not go over well. Best to just stick with short words until her heart returned to a semi-normal pace. Although she really wanted this to work, somehow she’d expected to be disappointed. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst… that was her motto. So having the beast pop into her room, several inches from her on the bed, meant she had to do some fast thinking with a brain that was shutting down.
“Did you not hear my question?” the delicious-looking demon asked as he turned and leveled his violet eyes on her.
Izzy wrapped her numb fingers around the pendant hanging at her neck. The rose she’d used to summon him scraped her leg as it tumbled to the floor. If he touched her while he was still angry she was going to send him home in a hurry.
* * *
Amar stared at the mahogany-skinned woman on the other side of the bed. It had been a while since he’d savored the soft skin and particular sexual flavor of such a cocoa beauty. He needed to stop concentrating on her delicious-looking flesh, or her shoulder-length, black, shiny hair. Even her full lips were an unwanted distraction. His main focus should be the fact that she was actually defying him. He was an incubus. He chose his women, they didn’t choose him. Not that he should be complaining. The woman in front of him was just what he needed. He’d enjoy toying with her large breasts and large, chocolate cherry nipples, then pounding against her wide hips.
The innocence in her face made him a bit wary. He liked women who knew their way around a dick. They were the easiest to seduce. This one might require a bit of work.
“Why did you summon me?” he asked as he stood, then took a step around the bedpost. He caught her gaze in a stare guaranteed to keep her immobile. They both knew she’d summoned him for sex. Sex he’d gladly give her… for a price.
He took that last step to the other bedpost when something sharp and hot punctured his right foot.
When he picked his foot up his stomach turned. A rose? He looked closer at the crushed flower, and dread spread through him. Those blood-red petals darkened and turned into ash, which ignited until there was no trace of the thing that had been a flower -- his way out. His only way out.
“What did you do?” He knew his voice boomed through the room. When he’d lost eye contact with the woman the spell had broken. She was in the center of the bed, backing away from him. “What spell did you use to bring me here?”
“I was wrong. Leave. Be gone. You’re free.”
“I can’t.” He didn’t remember all his teachings on this ceremony but for the time being they were bound together. That much he knew. There was something he was supposed to remember. This was what he got for not paying attention during his ritual teachings.
She made a dash to get off the bed as he made a grab for her. The woman wore a sexy scrap of slinky black lingerie tied in the back with two strings. It left her entire luscious ass on display for him. He snagged her ankle just as she’d have reached the other side of the bed. She kicked out at him and luckily missed his head.
“Stop fighting me. I am not going to hurt you.” Yet. He dodged her next kick. “You have no clue what you’ve done.”
“I tried no-strings sex, and it was an epic failure,” she yelled, then suddenly stopped trying to get away. Her fingers tightened on the heart pendant on her necklace.
He slid his hand up her calf and onto her thigh. “This is not the ceremony for simple sex.” He inched closer to her. Why wasn’t she fighting him anymore? A few seconds ago she’d been a hellcat but now she was a timid little pussy? Something was wrong here.
He moved until he was directly over her. His arms kept her prisoner on the bed. Then he saw the glow and heard her quickly whispered words, but it was too late. Another spell. This one he knew, but only to avoid it. It was a binding spell.
This one would bind them together -- forever. It would make him less than one hundred percent incubus and her less than one hundred percent human. And it would also bind him to her bidding. Anything she demanded of him he would be bound to do, if she put that mark on him.


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Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Feelin' Lucky??????


Fictional Candy






Boy am I NOT feeling lucky! I had this great blog post all done up. It was really nice and pretty. I scheduled it because I was flying out of ANC on the sixth and wouldn't arrive in CHI until after the hop started. But as you can see blogger decided to eat the dang on thing.

SO now let me tell you about my unlucky day that started with the post not working. Now add to it that I sat next to the two year old and although sleepy he fought me kicking out and screaming for most of the flight. But the kicker was when I woke up in the middle of the flight feeling more than a bit light headed. Suddenly I couldn't keep my head up and could only flail my arm across the aisle to my hubby. He calls the flight attendant and I find my self pumped full of water and on oxygen for the next hour. The police board the plane to check that I am okay and don't need a stretcher. Next comes the paramedics who escort me off the plane. I get a blood sugar level, EKG, blood pressure and a couple other test right on the spot. Most of all they keep asking am I preggers.....NO I AM JUST FAT!!!!
Then I get in a wheel chair and taken down to baggage claim. Soon we are headed to the rental car place. I am still sick to my stomach and have to keep a death grip on the 2 yo while hubby wrangles with our four bags. Then we begin the five hour drive to STL. Got light headed once. Still not 100% better.

I have never in my life been sick on an airplane. I don't faint unless I get overheated from sun exposure or exercise. NOT while sleeping.

So please enter my contest for a $10 gift card to Barnes and Noble. In addition to this I will be sending the winner a poker chip. I am going to Vegas in two days. I plan on spending a little while at the tables while I people watch. Depending on how much I win the lucky winner here is going to get a casino chip worth $1 or more. So cross you fingers that my luck really does change and soon! I swear you have got to be luckier than me. To enter please comment below.....tell me if you ever had an air sickness experience like mine. To add your name a second time sign up for my newsletter....

P.S. To get updates about the Vegas trip follow me on twitter. Follow Leila Brown Here 

Contest ends March 14th. Winner will be drawn and notified shortly afterward. If winner doesn't want the casino chip I will increase the gift card by that amount or $5 at the very least.

HOP LINK: http://www.fictionalcandy.com/2012/01/feelin-lucky-giveaway-hop-sign-ups.html This will get you back to the list of participating blogs.  Happy hopping and good luck!

NOW wish me more luck I have a new book coming out tomorrow and that post was gobbled up too.
Check back tomorrow for a post all about Izzy's Incubus coming from Changeling Press.

How do you get rid of Tall, Dark, and Demony once you've called him from the other side?